Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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