I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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