I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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