I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So vagazzling was a success
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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