Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
