If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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