I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
