I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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