What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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