her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
A bitchslap is in order.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
