idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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