to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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