Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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