i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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