so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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