Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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