i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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