You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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