I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I am available for nakedness
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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