Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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