By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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