I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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