One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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