you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
operation harelip BJ is a go
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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