hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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