i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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