Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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