i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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