Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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