I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day šš#pensacolaproblems
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartenderās bed
Got any extra dick over there? Iām running low
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