i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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