and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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