It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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