is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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