I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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