dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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