Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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