Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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