you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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