who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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