love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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