so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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