i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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