Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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