Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
