I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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