some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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