Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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