STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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