Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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